Who says you lose all perspective as a parent? These daddies and mummies effortlessly combine parenting with hilarity.
1. Until the next milestone
Being a parent means desperately wishing kids would be older/past certain stages until they get there & realize you miss the old one. #parenting
— Amy G Dala MD (@AmyGDalaMD) July 14, 2018
2. If only
Hi.
You recently replied to one of our #parenting posts by saying "you knew what you were getting into".
No.
If any parent "knew what we were getting into", the human race would cease to exist.
So if you'll excuse us, we have more #toddler jokes to write.
–Parent Twitter
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) July 16, 2018
3. Life’s like that
#Breastfeeding expectations:
*wear a hair tie on your wrist to keep track of what side you've fed from*Reality:
Husband: "What side did you want to feed her on?"Me: *Gropes self to feel which boob is more full* "This one."#parenting #MomLife #motherhood
— Chris and Aims (@chrisandaims) July 15, 2018
4. Positively negative
* Breakfast with almost 2y old *
Wife: Have some chips.
2y: No. I want oats
Wife: ok. (Gives her porridge)Here throw this on the floor.
2y: Noo!(starts eating!)
Me: At least spill this milk.
2y: Nooo!(with are you nuts look)Is this 'positive parenting' ?#Parenting #Dadlife
— Dad of Daughter (@dad_of_daughter) July 19, 2018
5. Is that why
Why does baby formula smell so awful?
So the exit smell can be potent enough to wake your child from their blissful nap and scream.
Forget adrenaline in ERs, just waft a poopy formula diaper over the coding patient and they will wake up.#dadlife #momlife #parenting
— Dungeons & Diapers – Cory Longenecker (@DnDiapers_) July 17, 2018
6. Love hurts… and heals
Last night our 3yo bit me on the arm.
Tonight at bath time he saw the red mark, and sweetly said "Aw, Daddy. Boo boo?"
He then gently kissed it to make it feel better, and it was wonderful.
Parenting: It hurts so good.#parenting #momlife #dadlife
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) July 18, 2018
7. She does have a point…
Me: "we'll see, kiddo…"
6: "well, that's a no."
Me: "I said we'll see."
6: "When is the last time you said we'll see and we actually saw any thing?"
??♀️??♀️??♀️Mom: 0 Kid: 1#parenting #momlife
— Mommy Narrated (@MommyNarrated) July 18, 2018
8. Just browsing
I’m not saying I would trade my kids in. I would NEVER say that.
I’m just saying I’d like to SEE one of these models that just falls asleep willingly in non-optimal circumstances. I just wanna browse is all. Window shop.#parenting#dadlife#twins
— New Dad Who Dis (@DadRealizes) July 14, 2018
9. It’s in the womb
Sometimes my 1 year old kisses my belly and I think “maybe she knows her little sibling is in there”. Then she tries to kick me in my belly and I know for sure she knows.#parenting
— Kristen // Gen-Y Mama (@GenYMama) July 18, 2018
10. If only
If you have more than 2 happy kids just know that I'm amazed, impressed, and utterly in awe at your incredible parenting ability.
Also know that I absolutely question your sanity.#parenting
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) July 18, 2018
